James Comey and the FBI deserve a probe, not the president, says Howie Carr. (AP file photo.)
By HOWIE CARR
Today is Impeachment Day, but what this really is for the unhinged Democrats in Congress is Festivus — the Airing of Grievances, as in the old Seinfeld show.
Despite the fact that their trust funds are doing better than ever, these pampered pukes have one overriding grievance, and one grievance only, and they just keep airing it, over and over and over again.
Donald Trump won the 2016 election! No fair, no fair! Mommy, make the bad orange man go away! No fair!
Happy Festivus, everybody.
Forget impeaching the president, what should be happening today is the arrest of all the crooked G-men and Deep Staters who started this ongoing coup attempt against Donald Trump.
The Inspector General’s report — it’s worse than you’ve been told. A few years ago, you would have said that this sort of top-to-bottom corruption, even in the ethical cesspool that is the FBI, was beyond belief.
But now it’s all too believable. The FBI has become the secret police of the Democrat party, their KGB, their Stasi. That’s my grievance on this Festivus, and it should be yours, too. We’re paying for an American Gestapo to railroad people like us into prison, on behalf of crooked Democrats.
Given the magnitude of this unprecedented scandal, no wonder the Deep State is pushing this latest phony-baloney Ukraine hoax — Russia Lite. This is Operation Change the Subject. But despite the 24/7 torrent of fake news, the people aren’t buying it. The polls show a lot more Americans want the crooked G-men in prison than the president “impeached.”
This is the only article of the Festivus impeachment, such as it is: The Democrats charge Donald Trump with winning the 2016 election.
Trump is being “impeached” for asking about corruption, while the people who actually were corrupt — a befuddled old hack and his crackhead son — cannot be questioned about their Quid Pro Joe.
Let’s consider the “sloppiness,” as crooked fed James “Stretch” Comey described their botched frame-up. Think about Hillary Clinton hireling Christopher Steele, and what was in his “dossier.”
Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen went to Prague to meet the Russians. No, he didn’t.
The Russians were running their subversion operation out of the Russian consulate in Miami. There is no Russian consulate in Miami.
Carter Page was offered an $11 billion bribe to get Trump to end the sanctions against Russia. Totally concocted out of thin air by the foreigner on Clinton’s payroll.
The pee tape story — “rumor and speculation … made in jest,” the original source said. But Steele added that he had “confirmed” it with Western staffers at the hotel. Again, totally bogus.
Bottom line: With his penchant for just making hysterically false stuff up, Steele is more qualified to be a metro columnist for The Boston Globe than he is to be overthrowing the U.S. government on behalf of his paymasters, the Clintons.
So Steele, on the Clinton payroll, gets his dossier to the FBI, where Andrew McCabe, later fired for lying under oath to federal investigators, whose wife took $700,000 from Clinton toady Terry McAuliffe in a legislative race, ordered it used in an application for a warrant to wiretap a graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy.
Then the FBI caught Hillary’s boy lying (about leaking to Clinton groupies in the media) and fired him, sort of. So as he concocted his new fantasies, Steele passed them on to a hack in the DOJ, Bruce Ohr, whose wife Nellie, by a happy coincidence, also happened to be on the Clinton payroll.
And then Mr. Ohr passed on the Democrats’ latest made-up smears to … Clinton operative McCabe, who handed them off to the FBI’s rabidly anti-Trump adulterers Peter Strzok and Lisa Page.
And then, when the time came, the dossier was leaked to the aptly named Clinton News Network, CNN, where it was reported on by Jake Tapper, who used to work for Chelsea Clinton’s mother-in-law, and Carl Bernstein, author of a slobbering biography of … Hillary Clinton.
Once the “scandal” broke, it was picked up by all the other Democrat operatives with press passes, like George Stephanopoulos of ABC “News,” who used to work in the Bimbo Eruptions Unit of the Clinton Crime Family back in 1992.
But none of it worked. Not even when another goateed Clinton-worshipping pajama boy in the FBI falsified information from the CIA about Carter Page to keep the spying going — Stretch Comey called it “business.” Obstruction of justice, perjury — that’s business to these crooks.
Monkey business.
It was an attempted coup, and it failed. So now they’re just on to their next fake narrative — the Ukraine. Even the Soviet-born Vindman has admitted there’s nothing in the Trump-Zelenskiy transcript except … the transcript.
So it’s Festivus. (Thanks to Dan Ryun for coming up with the idea.)
Festivus — I just thought of a new grievance. The Democrats don’t have a case, so why won’t they just shut the hell up?
https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/12/17/unhinged-democrats-should-probe-fbi/
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