You Might Be A Wall Street Occupier, If:

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> 1. You moved to a tent in Zucotti Park because you always wanted a nicer place to live.
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> 2. You quit your “job” to attend the protests, but your mother continues your allowance and now does the dishes herself.
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> 3. You are confused that you can’t find the Wal-Mart on Wall Street.
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> 4. You are enraged that the taxpayers had to bail out Wall Street even though you’ve never paid taxes or know anyone who has.
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> 5. You hate capitalism but expect a capitalist to provide you a good paying job with great benefits.
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> 6. You think Socialism has something to do with Face book, and Capitalism has to do with Washington, DC.
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> 7. You demand a job, forgetting that you were fired for not doing the one you had.
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> 8. You despise the rich even though they pay your share of taxes.
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> 9. You’re a little behind in your rent because your drug dealer insisted on cash.
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> 10.You don’t pay taxes, but somehow that’s more than your “fair share”.
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> 11. You think 99 weeks of unemployment is the least the government should give you for the 3 months you put in at McDonalds.
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> 12. You drove a Toyota to the protest, you’re plugged in to a Sony Walkman, talk over a Samsung phone, and play a Yamaha keyboard in a punk band, but you are incensed over jobs being outsourced to other countries.
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> 13. You demand your rights, but can’t quite recall where they are enumerated.
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> 14. You believe you have a right to every penny earned, but the rich do not, and you base your claim on equality.
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> 15. You believe a man is greedy if he worked his way up to CEO on 16-hour days, runs a company employing thousands, and made $10 million last year, but is not greedy if he made $50 million last year for making two motion pictures or shooting a ball through a hoop.
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> 16. You are convinced the “system” is holding you back from gaining wealth, status, and position. Dropping out of high school, dulling your mind with crack and MJ, a few arrests on your record, and stealing from your employer had nothing to do with it.
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> 17. You left behind trash, feces, urine-soaked sod, discarded clothing, and used condoms after your “Save the Environment” protest.
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> 18. You know you’re not a Socialist because you stick pretty much to yourself at parties.
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> 19. You want to improve the environment and you have the tattoos and piercings to prove it.