Turns Out Fauci Is an Even Bigger Donkey's Derrière Than We Thought
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Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is exploring alternative fillings for grape leaves with a retrograde mime collective.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another edition of "Gosh, We Were Right Again." While it's true that American conservatives have been able to say that all along, we've really been on a roll since the Wuhan Chinese Bat Flu Pandemic and Tyranny Festival of 2020.
We were frequently called "crazy" or "conspiracy nuts" by the fascist mask fetishists. I ended up just embracing the conspiracy thing just because they all turned out to be true. Now I have a closetful of tinfoil hats.
I forget how many different names we were called when we expressed our extreme disdain for alleged physician Anthony Fauci, the evil hero of bureaucratic power abusers throughout the plague years. The guy always gave off smug creeper vibes, which those of us on the right picked up on immediately. We knew that he was an egomaniacal dirtbag. It would seem that he was even more egomaniacal and dirtbaggy than we thought.
We're now getting a look at some of Fauci's entries from his diary, a story that my good friend and South Pacific day-drinking partner Kevin Downey Jr. wrote about yesterday. Here's how he kicked that off:
Dr. Anthony Fauci, former director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) (and whom many refer to as the most prolific mass murderer in history), is due to appear on Capitol Hill this Wednesday, and yowza, the fireworks have begun already.
In this corner, wearing a smug grin and a questionable presidential pardon, is Fauci, who appears to crave attention more than that transgender freakshow Dylan "trans on a can" Whatshisface.
Be sure to read Kevin's "Fact-O-Rama!" that immediately follows that.
The glimpse into Fauci's thoughts during the time when he was ruining lives with casual ease is quite the eye-opener. While low-info leftists and celebrities were embarrassing themselves with the intensity of their fawning over him, we now know that Anthony Fauci's biggest fanboi was none other than Anthony Fauci.
Seriously, he gushes over himself like a pubescent girl swooning over a heartthrob singer as she dots every "i" with hearts. Kevin shares several of the quotes, which you should probably not read on a full stomach. "It is not hyperbole to say that today I am the most famous and talked about person in the country and one of the most recognizable persons in the world," reads one of the sentiments that will make you reach for the Pepto.
While preaching doom and gloom to the masses in order to keep himself relevant, Fauci was really having the time of his life. He truly is a disgusting human being.
Here's the big, most disturbing reveal from the creepy garden gnome's personal reflections:
Anthony Fauci was never a physician who was concerned with the health of the American public; he was a professional fear-monger who lied to everyone because he wanted to be the most popular boy at recess. The preemptive pardon that Joe Biden's autopen gave Fauci is even more aggravating now.
Yes, Fauci went to medical school, but he also went to work for the National Institutes of Health back when Richard Nixon was president. When COVID hit, he'd been a cog in the federal bureaucracy for 51 years; that's where all of his loyalty was focused.
The loyalty that wasn't focused on the mirror, of course.
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