Friday, May 1, 2026

It's 'International Remind the Commies That They're Morons' Day

It's 'International Remind the Commies That They're Morons' Day

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Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Ghennysqwyll felt that a better explanation was owed for how the Swedes got so into meatballs. 

Let's do some quick commie bashing and head into the weekend. 

Anyone who has been reading me for a while knows that I have some words that I use interchangeably, like communism and socialism. Or Hakeem Jeffries and idiot. We'll be focusing on the first two for the purposes of our discussion today. 

Without paying any real attention to the date yesterday, I wrote a column about Hollywood, capitalism, and socialism. I must have had May Day on the mind. It's about the fact that, in a less-than-perfect American free market, the entertainment industry is one of the freest examples that we have. Sadly, the Hollywood elites who reap the greatest benefits from this system all tend to be champions of socialist policies and politicians. 

I discussed rich people who can afford to be "socialism fetishists." Today is a big day for them. It's a big day for a lot of the worst people in America. This is from a May Day preview post that Athena wrote a couple of days ago:

Sure, a leftist hate-inspired lunatic just tried to shoot President Trump (again), but the awful people in Indivisible, the ACLU, the Communist Party USA (CPUSA), assorted unions, and other radical leftists have already printed their signs and made their plans for this Friday. It’s May Day, doncha know, a date long polluted by Marxist agitation in Europe, whose American counterparts are attempting to normalize it in the United States.

May Day (May 1) was once a bright, fun, merry celebration of warmer weather and the beginning of the growing season. Maidens wore floral crowns, people danced around the maypole, weaving intricate patterns with its colorful ribbons, and there was music, feasting on seasonal foods, and merrymaking.

Then the Marxists got involved. Brittanica tells us May Day is a “day commemorating the historic struggles and gains made by workers and the labor movement, also called International Workers’ Day.”

Because commies ruin everything, the word "workers" is forever tainted since they tried to make it their own. All of the "commemorating" that will be going on today is being organized by people who are far more well off than any of the workers they are pretending to care about. A good many of them are the aforementioned fetishists. 

Any workers' marches in New York City should be pretty lit now that they have one of their own installed in Gracie Mansion. What's going on in the Big Apple is the most painful of reminders that communism has always been a threat to the United States of America and that too many people overlooked it. Joe McCarthy was right, and he was excoriated for it. In fact, those Hollywood free market fans I mentioned earlier still work in digs at McCarthy in movie and television scripts.

As Athena notes in her post, teachers' unions are big May Day fans. There's a reason I continually refer to them as evil. Early last week, I wrote a column about the need to dismantle the Department of Education or face one-party (commie-esque) rule by the Dems. In it, I said that the teachers' unions "are powerful political lobbies that are integral to the Democrats' one-party rule plans."

All of the people who are involved in May Day "commemorating" are bad for America. If I were still in the activist game, I might organize May 1 counter-rallies and call it all "Joe McCarthy Day." As soon as I typed that, I liked the idea even more than when it was just in my head. 

Maybe next year. Have a great weekend.

https://pjmedia.com/stephen-kruiser/2026/05/01/the-morning-briefing-its-international-remind-the-commies-that-theyre-morons-day-n4952390/?utm_campaign=nl_pm&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pjmediambvip

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