They Say They Want a Revolution...but They're Wusses
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Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is exploring garlic liniment oil options in Guatemala this weekend.
Did you hear? The leftists are mad. The angry kind, not the Fruit Loops kind, although they are that too.
Oooooh, scary.
The Democrats are so riddled with Stage 4 Trump Derangement Syndrome that screeching in torment is the only response they have been able to come up with in the almost six months since Kamala Harris was sent fleeing for her box of chardonnay early on election night. They're not good at much anymore, but they can still be loud.
Because the fetid funk of failure has made them toxically stupid, the Dems truly believe that they are the vanguard of an anti-Trump backlash that is going to spill into the streets of this great land and carry them back to power. It would seem that they may have been literally banging their heads against a wall for this past half-year.
Currently, lefties are swooning over David Brooks calling for a "comprehensive national civic uprising," which Rick wrote about and my Twitchy colleague Sam J. covered here. Yes, that would be the same David Brooks who once fetishized the crease in Barack Obama's slacks. More on him in a moment.
Over at RedState, my colleague Nick Arama writes about Florida congresswoman and perpetual fashion cry for help Frederica Wilson exhorting people to "threaten" members of Congress. And because the Left is a hive mind that can't breathe without common talking points, Wilson also calls for an uprising.
As of this writing, there is no evidence that Wilson and David Brooks are in a relationship of any kind.
David Brooks is the soyest of the soy boys, the kind of guy who puts vegan mayonnaise on a taco and inwardly weeps when someone else in the room gets Final Jeopardy before he does. Frederica Wilson is the woman who Jasmine Crockett points to after saying, "Hey, if you think I'm crazy..."
These two winners are this week's leaders of the Great Democratic Party Uprising of 2025.
I have no doubt that the Democrats are seething and would like to do some mostly peaceful rioting and looting. These tantrums are what they do. As I wrote in my short, but brilliant, tome, "Don't Let the Hippies Shower" (two plugs in two days!): "Progressivism is the toddler mindset manifested in adulthood."
Here's the thing, though: Democrats don't have the you-know-whats to revolt in any places where they aren't surrounded by slightly richer versions of themselves, as well as friendly politicians and law enforcement. Their uprising fever is especially tempered in parts of the country where the Second Amendment is still recognized as a God-given right.
Being persistent public nuisances in cities where no one was voting Republican anyway isn't really a plan that is rife with revolutionary possibilities.
But it's the only plan they have.
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